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<figure data-rehype-pretty-code-figure><pre tabindex="0" data-language="c" data-theme="github-light github-dark"><code data-language="c" data-theme="github-light github-dark" style="display:grid;"><span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">[</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> -</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> 0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">10</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">] Performer: I went to Kanye West</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'s recent tour, the Yeezus tour. It was a big, dramatic, theatrical show. He did something very strange at the end of his show, where he ranted for like 20 minutes. It was kind of a rant, kind of a song, he had autotune on his voice, and there was an instrumental in the background. Like this instrumental.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[00:00:10 - 00:00:15] (Music plays)</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[00:00:15 - 00:00:25] Performer: Talked about his problems, race, power. His $90 t-shirts weren'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">t selling very well, that was most of it. And I watched this.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">[</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">25</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> -</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> 0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">30</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">] Performer: I thought, maybe I could </span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">do</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> this. I</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'ll be honest, my problems aren'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">t as high stakes as Kanye</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'s, but I have problems.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[00:00:30 - 00:00:45] Performer: And maybe a crowd in New York would be nice enough to indulge me. So as we get to the end of a night of theater and comedy, and sweaters coming on and off, I got one question for you.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[00:00:45 - 00:00:55] Performer: And that question is...</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[00:00:55 - 01:01:00] Performer: Can I say my shit? New York, can I say my shit? I got lots of shit to say! I got lots of shit to say!</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:01:00 - 01:01:20] Performer: I can'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">t fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can, but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">[</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">20</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> -</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> 0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">45</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">] Performer: But by that point, a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can, so they all go spilling onto my face. What I</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'m trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small! </span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:01:45 - 01:02:15] Performer: I'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">ll say it again, the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small. If you feel me put your hands up</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">!</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> Come on</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">!</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> If you feel me put your hands up</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">!</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">!</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">[</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">2</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">15</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> -</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> 0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">3</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">] Performer: Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle cans</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">!</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle cans</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">!</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> You think you can. I know you can</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'t. You think you can. Pringles, listen to the people! I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans, just make them wider!</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:03:00 - 01:03:10] Performer: I'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">ve overdone the Pringles thing. Sorry.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">[</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">3</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">10</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> -</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> 0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">3</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">30</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">] Performer: I want to have a daughter, want to have a daughter, so I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in a Pringle can</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">!</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> Yes, I</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'m still on the Pringle cans thing. Yeah. I'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">ll...I</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'ll move on, all right?</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:03:30 - 01:04:05] Performer: But that is priority numero uno. I don'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">t go to the gym </span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'cause I'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">m self</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">-</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">conscious about my body. But I</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'m self-conscious about my body '</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">cause I don</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'t go to the gym. Irony can be so painful. That'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">s a catch </span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">22.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">[</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">4</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">5</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> -</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;"> 0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">1</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#D73A49;--shiki-dark:#F97583;">0</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">4</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">:</span><span style="--shiki-light:#005CC5;--shiki-dark:#79B8FF;">15</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;"> ] Performer: Let</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'s do this!</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:04:15 - 01:04:50] Performer: I went to Chipotle, went to Chipotle. Got myself a chicken burrito. I went down the line, I got like, all these ingredients, and then at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out! He still wrapped it. I was like, "Dude, you should have warned me! You'</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">re a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through, </span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">'Hey man, you might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here!'"</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:04:50 - 01:05:30] Performer: Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito! The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla! I wouldn't have gotten half this shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! All right, look...Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit. Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit. Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. I wouldn't have got half of it, like…</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:05:30 - 01:06:10] Performer: I'm okay with small mistakes. If you got no more chicken, I'll take pork. But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork! Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't...Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't...Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't...Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like...half of it, like...half of it, like...half of it, right now!</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:06:10 - 01:06:30] Performer: I think it's time, I think it's time, that we break it down...</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:06:30 - 01:07:00] (Music/vocalization)</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:07:00 - 01:07:35] Performer: I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are Pringle cans and burritos. The truth is, my biggest problem's you. I want to please you, but I want to stay true to myself. </span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:07:35 - 01:08:10] Performer: I want to give you the night out that you deserve, but I want to say what I think, and not care what you think about it. A part of me loves you, a part of me hates you, a part of me needs you, a part of me fears you. And I don't think that I can handle this right now.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:08:10 - 01:09:05] Performer: Handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now. Look at them! They're just staring at me like, "</span><span style="--shiki-light:#24292E;--shiki-dark:#E1E4E8;">Come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.</span><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">" I don't think that I can handle this right. I don't think that I can handle this right. </span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:09:05 - 01:09:35] Performer: But they don't even know the half of it right. But they don't even know the half of it. But I know. I'm not a doctor. I'm a pussy. I put on a silly show. I should probably just shut up and do my job. So here I go! Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit. Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit. Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Wouldn't have got half...</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:09:35 - 01:10:25] Performer: You can tell them anything if you just make it funny. Make it rhyme. And if they still don't understand you, then you'll run it one more time. I think that I can handle this right. Handle this right. Handle this right. You don't even know the half of it right now. Right now. Handle this right now. Handle this right now. Handle this right now.</span></span>
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<span data-line><span style="--shiki-light:#032F62;--shiki-dark:#9ECBFF;">[01:10:25 - 01:10:30] Performer: Thank you, good night. I hope you're happy.</span></span></code></pre></figure></article><hr/><div class="page-footer"></div></div><div class="right sidebar"><div class="search"><div id="search-icon"><p>Search</p><div></div><svg tabindex="0" aria-labelledby="title desc" role="img" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 19.9 19.7"><title id="title">Search</title><desc id="desc">Search</desc><g class="search-path" fill="none"><path stroke-linecap="square" d="M18.5 18.3l-5.4-5.4"></path><circle cx="8" cy="8" r="7"></circle></g></svg></div><div id="search-container"><div id="search-space"><input autocomplete="off" id="search-bar" name="search" type="text" aria-label="Search for something" placeholder="Search for something"/><div id="search-layout" data-preview="true"></div></div></div></div><div class="darkmode"><input class="toggle" id="darkmode-toggle" type="checkbox" tabindex="-1"/><label id="toggle-label-light" for="darkmode-toggle" tabindex="-1"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink" version="1.1" id="dayIcon" x="0px" y="0px" viewBox="0 0 35 35" style="enable-background:new 0 0 35 35" xml:space="preserve"><title>Dark mode</title><path d="M6,17.5C6,16.672,5.328,16,4.5,16h-3C0.672,16,0,16.672,0,17.5 S0.672,19,1.5,19h3C5.328,19,6,18.328,6,17.5z M7.5,26c-0.414,0-0.789,0.168-1.061,0.439l-2,2C4.168,28.711,4,29.086,4,29.5 C4,30.328,4.671,31,5.5,31c0.414,0,0.789-0.168,1.06-0.44l2-2C8.832,28.289,9,27.914,9,27.5C9,26.672,8.329,26,7.5,26z M17.5,6 C18.329,6,19,5.328,19,4.5v-3C19,0.672,18.329,0,17.5,0S16,0.672,16,1.5v3C16,5.328,16.671,6,17.5,6z M27.5,9 c0.414,0,0.789-0.168,1.06-0.439l2-2C30.832,6.289,31,5.914,31,5.5C31,4.672,30.329,4,29.5,4c-0.414,0-0.789,0.168-1.061,0.44 l-2,2C26.168,6.711,26,7.086,26,7.5C26,8.328,26.671,9,27.5,9z M6.439,8.561C6.711,8.832,7.086,9,7.5,9C8.328,9,9,8.328,9,7.5 c0-0.414-0.168-0.789-0.439-1.061l-2-2C6.289,4.168,5.914,4,5.5,4C4.672,4,4,4.672,4,5.5c0,0.414,0.168,0.789,0.439,1.06 L6.439,8.561z M33.5,16h-3c-0.828,0-1.5,0.672-1.5,1.5s0.672,1.5,1.5,1.5h3c0.828,0,1.5-0.672,1.5-1.5S34.328,16,33.5,16z M28.561,26.439C28.289,26.168,27.914,26,27.5,26c-0.828,0-1.5,0.672-1.5,1.5c0,0.414,0.168,0.789,0.439,1.06l2,2 C28.711,30.832,29.086,31,29.5,31c0.828,0,1.5-0.672,1.5-1.5c0-0.414-0.168-0.789-0.439-1.061L28.561,26.439z M17.5,29 c-0.829,0-1.5,0.672-1.5,1.5v3c0,0.828,0.671,1.5,1.5,1.5s1.5-0.672,1.5-1.5v-3C19,29.672,18.329,29,17.5,29z M17.5,7 C11.71,7,7,11.71,7,17.5S11.71,28,17.5,28S28,23.29,28,17.5S23.29,7,17.5,7z M17.5,25c-4.136,0-7.5-3.364-7.5-7.5 c0-4.136,3.364-7.5,7.5-7.5c4.136,0,7.5,3.364,7.5,7.5C25,21.636,21.636,25,17.5,25z"></path></svg></label><label id="toggle-label-dark" for="darkmode-toggle" tabindex="-1"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink" version="1.1" id="nightIcon" x="0px" y="0px" viewBox="0 0 100 100" style="enable-background:new 0 0 100 100" xml:space="preserve"><title>Light mode</title><path d="M96.76,66.458c-0.853-0.852-2.15-1.064-3.23-0.534c-6.063,2.991-12.858,4.571-19.655,4.571 C62.022,70.495,50.88,65.88,42.5,57.5C29.043,44.043,25.658,23.536,34.076,6.47c0.532-1.08,0.318-2.379-0.534-3.23 c-0.851-0.852-2.15-1.064-3.23-0.534c-4.918,2.427-9.375,5.619-13.246,9.491c-9.447,9.447-14.65,22.008-14.65,35.369 c0,13.36,5.203,25.921,14.65,35.368s22.008,14.65,35.368,14.65c13.361,0,25.921-5.203,35.369-14.65 c3.872-3.871,7.064-8.328,9.491-13.246C97.826,68.608,97.611,67.309,96.76,66.458z"></path></svg></label></div><div class="graph"><h3>Graph View</h3><div class="graph-outer"><div id="graph-container" data-cfg="{"drag":true,"zoom":true,"depth":1,"scale":1.1,"repelForce":0.5,"centerForce":0.3,"linkDistance":30,"fontSize":0.6,"opacityScale":1,"showTags":true,"removeTags":[],"focusOnHover":false}"></div><svg version="1.1" id="global-graph-icon" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink" x="0px" y="0px" viewBox="0 0 55 55" fill="currentColor" xml:space="preserve"><path d="M49,0c-3.309,0-6,2.691-6,6c0,1.035,0.263,2.009,0.726,2.86l-9.829,9.829C32.542,17.634,30.846,17,29,17
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