Contest in Creative Writing 
Aspiring fiction authors, poets, and journalists are welcome to submit their work for consideration. Witty, innovative, humorous, and revolutionary voices will be featured.

What we want:

• Unique, innovative verse
  
• Expressive, witty, well-written prose
  
• Humorous, edgy, explosive journalism and other non-fiction
  
• Exotic, revolutionary artwork and design
  
• Pretentious egotism supported by demonstrated skill.
  

What we loathe:

• Vampire gothic eros.
  
• Blatanty boring violence
  
• Unintentional grammatical nightmares.
  
• Teenage angst or boyfriend/girlfriend pseudo-dramas.
  
• Undeserved impatience and inflated self-worth