Slap Chop? Rap Chop!
Hi it’s vince with slap chop. (Rap Chop?) Slap your trouble away with the slap chop. Slapping your troubles away. Add a mushroom. Hate making salads. Slap. Five seconds? For or five seconds? It’s done. Add this Tuna, beat it like this. Here’s a hard-boiled egg. Ham. You’re going to love this. Breakfast to go. Watch this, you’re going to love my nuts. Watch this. My nuts. Watch this, slap chop. Slap away everyday. Pops open. It’s worthless. Forget about it. The stupid slapchop right there. Skin is at the bottom. Skins at the bottom. The skin comes right off. One slap at a time. (Steve Porter’s Slap Chop Remix!) One slap at a time.
Sham Wow? Jam Wow!
Hi it’s vince with sham wow. It’s like a shammy. It’s like a towel. Sham wow, this insane wow. Sham wow this is WOW! Regular. Doesn’t drip. Doesn’t make a mess. Wring out. Oh my god! Sham wow, this is saying wow…wow…wow. (Got to love Steve Porter’s Sham Wow remix, eh?)