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Life in Six Words

September 6th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Lists, Words

Summarize your life in six words. Not on our list? Add it to the comments:

A series of ups and downs.

Birth–series of meaningless events–death.

Started badly, but improving over time.

Seen too much, waiting to die.

Who? What? When? Where? and WHY?

Hurry up, get anxious, wait forever.

Thought i was wrong; was right.

Bipolar, unmotivated, going …

Inanimate Friends

September 1st, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Animals, Cute

Animals with ‘non-animal’ friends? Yes–Animals are lonely. They need friends to. Post pictures of animals who have found ‘non-animal’ friends.

Dove Loves GI Joe
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Wrinkle Dog Hearts Wrinkle Toy
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Firefox Dog Friends Wolfy
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Which squirrel is which?…

Most Embarassing Question

September 1st, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Gender, Words

Most Embarassing Question… you can ask a woman.

What do you mean, ‘is it in yet?’
Are you a girl?
Are you pregnant? (when not)
Did you just queef?
How often do you masturbate?
Is that my kid?
Did you notice chocolate pudding spots on your pants?
Are you being a bitch or is your period coming?
Where do …

Naughty Quackers

August 28th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Animals, Words

The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae) by C.W. (Kees) Moeliker

On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurhistorisch Museum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. …

I believe I can…

August 27th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Stupid

Hey, if I just spread my wings… anything is possible. Right?

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

I belieeeeeeve I can fl–

How to be a MAN

August 26th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Gender, Words

How to be a man… suave and debonair. Recommendations:

Instead of doing the dishes, use a CD spindle’s plastic cover as a cereal bowl.
Out of toilet paper? Wipe your rear with a pair of socks and toss ‘em.
Multitask: Eat sandwich and piss simultaneously.
Don’t vacume the carpet for a a year, then …

Videos of Insanity

August 25th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Video, Weird/Bizarre

Bananas Exploding on Face: Bananas Exploding on Face

Guy Has WEIRD Voice: Li Wenxing — a 52 year-old Chinese musician who can sing across 6 octaves….

Stranger Confessions 1

August 23rd, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in Voyeur, Words

Confessions from strangers #1:

When I was eight years old, I received the Guinness book of world records for Christmas. I vividly remember a picture of the guy with the world’s longest fingernails: he had these long, curling, writhing, cumbersome, spirals that extended from his fingertips. I thought to myself, “I’m still pretty young.

Animals Waving Hello

August 21st, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Animals

Hello Human,

You are an incredible person.

And these cute animals would like to greet your arrival.

This is… animals wavin, “hello!”

gorillawaving

bearwavinganim

anteaterwaving

Best Computer Games

August 20th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Best of, Games, Lists

Best Computer Games of All Time
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Quake 3
Civilization 2
Portal
Half Life
Halo: Combat Evolved
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Grim Fandango
Unreal Tournament
Doom
StarCraft / 2
CS:S
EQ2
Rainbow Six Rogue Spear
Baldur’s Gate
Battlefield 2
Natural Selection 2
Fallout2
Warcraft III
Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds Saga
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Daggerfall
Morrowind: The Elder Scrolls III
Battle chess
angband
Fallout 3
Oblivion
battle