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Here’s a fun game:
Take any self-help article on the internet.
Use find/replace to switch any number of words to any other words.
Post the results in the comments below and tell us which words you’ve exchanged.
Replaced MAN with
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According to Wikipedia, a panflute is an ancient musical instrument based on the principle of the Closed tube, consisting usually of five or more pipes of gradually increasing length.
Here’s a picture of a panflute with an ugly dropshadow.
Of course, the big question is: Do I …
Originally found in Best of Craigslist, re-published here for your pleasure.
I have logged 10, count em, 10 years working for an adult bookstore and I think I am more than qualified to offer some helpful tips to make your visit to these shops just a little more enjoyable. Please excuse
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From the Something Awful Forums
PART ONE
An epiphany was had this morning as I perused SA, sipping Code Red and toying with the notion of stepping outside for my third cigarette in an hour: Nine years and 2 months of my life have been devoted towards the goal of personal advancement …
Childhood Rumors
If you find an Indian shooting a star on your Tootsie Roll Pop wrapper, you win a million dollars
If you get seagulls to eat alka seltzer they will explode
Mountain Dew reduces sperm count and shrinks penis size
Sitting to close to the TV will cause blindness
Marilyn Manson had his ribs …
Funniest Google Search ‘Auto-Complete’ Recommendations
Bird are dinosaurs? Yes. Little tiny ones, that fly.
Birds are weird? Well yes, don’t you find little tiny flying dinosaurs a bit weird?
Do midgets have night vision? Only ones who don’t wear glasses.
Do midgets go to …
How to Clean Toilet with a Cat
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the …
Trying to pull your kittens away from the television? Don’t mess with this creepy cat. Creepy cat stares at you when you disrupt his television watching. He is planning revenge. Run.
Evil the Cat is the manifestation of evil. He is trying to take over the …
When your thirsty, and your dirty… what do you do? Shower time, baby!
Woody style drinking and shower. Cute!
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Pets & Animals cat funny fun
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