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Most Embarassing Question

September 1st, 2009 Posted in Gender, Words

Most Embarassing Question… you can ask a woman.

  1. What do you mean, ‘is it in yet?’
  2. Are you a girl?
  3. Are you pregnant? (when not)
  4. Did you just queef?
  5. How often do you masturbate?
  6. Is that my kid?
  7. Did you notice chocolate pudding spots on your pants?
  8. Are you being a bitch or is your period coming?
  9. Where do I put this?
  10. How much do you charge for that
  11. No–What’s in YOUR pocket?
  12. Are you PMSing?
  13. Why are you ugly?
  14. Do you ’shave’?
  15. You know this is just sex, right?
  16. Oh, you vote?
  17. Why are you out of the kitchen?
  18. Doz the carpet match teh drapes?
  19. When you gonna let me tap dat?
  20. Oh, shit! Did it just break?
  21. Did you know you’ve got a bit of a lip fuzz?
  22. Does that hair on your arms bother you?
  23. Did you forget to ’shave’ today?
  24. Your not keeping it, are you?
  25. Were you scared the first time you put a tampon in?
  26. Whats that smell?
  27. What are you doing in my bed?
  28. Roses are Red Charcoal is black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
  29. Do you have a cuter sister?
  30. Would you rather have sex with a chimpanzee or your own father?
  31. How many tampoons do actually have in there?
  32. Want to, uh, go do something?
  33. So, uh, you like…. stuff?
  34. Hej Anna Book?
  35. Could you please shave that?
  36. Could you please try harder not to use your teeth?

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