CreativeStudios

Geek Innuendo

Yay for technological, geeky, nerd innuendo?

• I’d remotely connect to her client.
• I’d forward and brute force her ports.
• I’d take it slow,  start by sniffing her packets.
• Would you maximize her bandwidth?
• I’d upgrade her to FiOS, by golly.
• I’d throttle her bandwidth.
• I’d unload my seedbox all over her.
• I would uncap her bandwidth.
• I’d allow her connection through my firewall.
• I’d upgrade my ram so she has more power to play with.
• I’d input my signal into her limiter.
• I’d steal her wifi.
• I’d overload her buffer
• I’d request a reseed.
• Im not braggin’ but she dragged her unused shortcuts into my desktop folder.
• I was checking out her registry.
• I’d activate her c2 pointers
• I could look at her GUI all day…
• I’d right-click on her shortcut… and explore.
• I’d keep it strictly textual.
• I’d rip her CD.  (In secure mode)
• She isn`t DRM free but I still bypassed her protection.
• I’d bump her thread.
• I’d fill her request and look at her snatch(es).
• I partitioned her harddrive, and now she can dual-boot windows and linux.
• I’d sniff out her back door and brute force in.
• I’d DDoS her server.
• I plan to tunnel her ports.
• I’d rub her start button.
• Id let her install her firmware on my 3.5″ floppy…
• I’d ping her IP.
• I’d check her logs.
• I’d… unzip her.
• I’d give her a trojan horse to slip in her back door…
• I’d insert my 3.5″ floppy into her disk drive
• I’d overclock THAT motherboard.
• I’d definitely call freeleech on that snatch
• I’d bounty up her request.
• I’d hit her front side bus at double data rate.
• I’d enter my password in her wrong field
• I’d defrag her hard drive.
• I’d integrate her function.
• I’d split her atom.
• I’d XSS exploit her input fields.
• I’d reticulate her splines
• I’d attach my file to her email.
• I’d refresh her inbox.
• I’d find the area under her curves.
• I’d plug in her variables.
• I’d be her tangent.
• Once I finish this snatch, I’m gonna whore out my seedbox
• I’d render her environment.
• I’d administrate her account.
• I’d add my printer to her control panel.
• I’d make a direct FTP connection with her (haha, get it? Unprotected…)
• I’d let her RAID my HARD DRIVES

• I’d shovel her driveway.
• I’d clean her gutters.
• I’d retile her bathroom.
• I’d untangle her christmas lights.

• I’d analyze her spectrals.
• I’d give her my stimulus package.
• I’d hack her Googles.
• I’d troll her forums.
• I’d mod her case.
• I’d rockbox her pod.
• I’d plug and play her.
• I’d install 8GB of Fully Buffered DIMM into her motherboard
• I’d find her molar mass and experiment with her formula