Find Replace Self Help
Here’s a fun game:
- Take any self-help article on the internet.
- Use find/replace to switch any number of words to any other words.
- Post the results in the comments below and tell us which words you’ve exchanged.
Instantly Stop HER Negativity
Replaced MAN with WOMAN, HIM with HER(PROSTITUTE OR WHORE), HIS with HER, NOD YOUR HEAD with SLAP THAT HOE, and WE with US PIMPS. Here is the result:
Have you ever stood there while your prostitute went on and on about something you thought was silly, off the point, and made you see her as “weak” or watched your whore operate around the house, or on ‘dates’ in a way that confused and baffled or just plain upset you?
Or had her speak to you or do something that hurt you. Here you, the pimp, are asking, “WHY?” And all you want to do is bash her over the head until she comes to her senses and LISTENS to you? I think most of us pimps feel that way a lot of the time.
Us pimps KNOW we can do it BETTER. (Pimps usually can.)
Us pimps KNOW we can at least HELP her do it better. (Pimps always can.)
Us pimps KNOW if we can just explain it to her, if she’d just LISTEN – she’d understand and CHANGE.
And then us pimps open our mouth, offer our help or our suggestion, and her face turns red, she folds her arms in front of her chest, takes a step back, looks offended, and then either goes “ugh!” and walks away, or says something nasty to us?
Well, here’s a Tool that will cure that:
SLAP THAT HOE.
Okay, just with the title of this Tool, I sound like I want you to “humor” her. Or I want you to “defer” to her – whatever she says. But that’s not what I want you to do.
What SLAP THAT HOE will help you do is LISTEN TO her. Even if you don’t agree with her, even if you have opinions you’re chomping at the bit to speak up about – you can Listen To her. You can Listen, take in what she says, and follow this list of things to NOT do:
- You must NOT offer any opinions unless she asks – and even then make sure she’s really asking…
- You must NOT offer any suggestions unless she asks – and even then make sure she’s really asking…
- You must RESIST your burning desire to SPEAK at all until you get in touch with how you FEEL (in the list of what TO do).
- You must NOT move in any direction except backwards.
Now, here’s why SLAP THAT HOE works:
- SLAPPING THAT HOE gives you something to do while you’re deliberately NOT doing all those things in the list above that you would normally do in this situation.
- SLAPPING THAT HOE signals your body that you are TAKING in what she’s saying or doing.
- SLAPPING THAT HOE gives you a mowoment to breathe, a mowoment to work through Rori Raye Tools like the Dance Position that will get you in touch with how you feel.
- SLAPPING THAT HOE signals her that you are LISTENING to her.
- SLAPPING THAT HOE signals to her that you APPRECIATE her (you don’t have to AGREE with her to Appreciate her).
- SLAPPING THAT HOE almost instantly connects her to you in that mowoment.
- SLAPPING THAT HOE is a signal to YOUR body, and to her body that you APPROVE of her and of yourself. It’s a positive body language move.
Okay – lots of reasons to SLAP THAT HOE. The next step is to use a Feeling Message, so make sure you know how to do that – no matter WHAT’S happening at that exact moment.
