Where can you find planned parenthood? In the read, of course.
Creative Studios - Pictures & Photos
When the rest of the Internet has failed you, just remember that Creative Studios is entertainment for the rest of us. Our no-nonsense content cures your boredom like an addiction. Words, pictures, movies, and games.
Come Outside Chris
Chris: It's the most perfect day EVER!
The Sun: Come outside, Chris!
Chris: NO!
* Window Slams Shut *
* At Computer * "Takatakataka taka taka taka"
Chris: It's the most perfect day EVER!
The Sun: Come outside, Chris!
Chris: NO!
* Window Slams Shut *
* At Computer * "Takatakataka taka taka taka"
Creepy Dance Party
Get ready for dancing! It's time for an all out dance party with Mr. Sprocket, Baby Caterpillar Creep, and Shiverator Von Vibes-a-lot. So you think you can dance? They'll be vibrating their way to the top. his is one creepy dance party you can't afford to miss. Dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance, dance.
You Got Male!
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
"You got Male!"
Photoshop Real World
My Hobby:
Insisting that real-life objects are Photoshoped.
"This sabre is a 19th-century family heirloom.
"It looks Photoshopped."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, the reflections are all wrong. Definitely Photoshopped."
My Hobby:
Insisting that real-life objects are Photoshoped.
"This sabre is a 19th-century family heirloom.
"It looks Photoshopped."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, the reflections are all wrong. Definitely Photoshopped."
Beware of Atheists
Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
"Bah! I don't believe in anything! I'm staying home on Sunday!"
Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...
...but then why are they always so sad?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
"Bah! I don't believe in anything! I'm staying home on Sunday!"
Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...
...but then why are they always so sad?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
