Poor little stick figure hung to death on a math equation. Death by derivative? You decide.

QUESTION: When do you get
'avian flu' and 'swine flu'
at the same time?








ANSWER: WHEN PIGS FLY

Ha, ha, ha!

Simon Cowell's Bunny Adventure - Damn!

All aboard the failboat. All aboard the "MEXICAN FAILBOAT" -- Or should I say, 'barco al fracaso' en Tijuana?

Little girl pyromaniac goes to church every day. Little girl pyromaniac is watching you. She says, 'I am the Resurrection and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: AND whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believeth thou this?'

Racism is not tolerated at http://www.creativestudios.com.

"What do you say if you see your VCR floating in the middle of the night?"
"What?"
"You say: 'Put it down, NIGGA!'"
"Wow, that's racist!"

Yes. It is. And racism is bad, mmkay?

Little kid or baby Hitler says, "I HAVE ELIMINATED ALL THE JUICE"...

Where can you find planned parenthood? In the read, of course.

I made you a cookie...

...but I eated it:

Chris: It's the most perfect day EVER!
The Sun: Come outside, Chris!
Chris: NO!
* Window Slams Shut *
* At Computer * "Takatakataka taka taka taka"