Creative Studios - PICTURES

Planned Parenthood

2007-11-21T21:19:00.000-08:00

Where can you find planned parenthood? In the read, of course.

Cat Eated Cookie

2007-11-19T20:59:00.001-08:00

I made you a cookie...

...but I eated it:

Come Outside Chris

2007-11-15T22:20:00.000-08:00

Chris: It's the most perfect day EVER!
The Sun: Come outside, Chris!
Chris: NO!
* Window Slams Shut *
* At Computer * "Takatakataka taka taka taka"

Creepy Dance Party

2007-11-14T20:33:00.001-08:00

Get ready for dancing! It's time for an all out dance party with Mr. Sprocket, Baby Caterpillar Creep, and Shiverator Von Vibes-a-lot. So you think you can dance? They'll be vibrating their way to the top. his is one creepy dance party you can't afford to miss. Dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance, dance.

Asian Bottled Water

2007-11-11T21:51:00.003-08:00

Bottled Water! Now available in a can...

You Got Male!

2007-10-22T19:54:00.000-07:00

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

"You got Male!"

OMG Knock First!

2007-10-19T20:25:00.001-07:00

Don't walk in on your cat without knocking first. It's just impolite.

Photoshop Real World

2007-10-18T21:38:00.000-07:00

My Hobby:

Insisting that real-life objects are Photoshoped.

"This sabre is a 19th-century family heirloom.

"It looks Photoshopped."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, the reflections are all wrong. Definitely Photoshopped."

Evil Seal Eats Asians

2007-10-16T20:31:00.000-07:00

This evil seal eats little Asian kids for lunch!

Beware of Atheists

2007-10-10T21:38:00.000-07:00

Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

"Bah! I don't believe in anything! I'm staying home on Sunday!"

Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...

...but then why are they always so sad?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Eat Your Vegetables

2007-10-05T23:57:00.000-07:00

Were you looking for fiber laxatives? Well, if only I had eaten my vegetables...

Yum.

Cute Bunny Pictures

2007-10-04T21:28:00.000-07:00

OMG! It's cute bunny picture time. Everybody prepare for cute bunnies and rabbits. Cute, sweet, soft, pettable bunnies. Little baby ears. Sleeping and eating.

Adorable. Cute. Cuddly Bunnies. Lovable little Bunnies pictures from rabbits

BUNNY SCRATCH!

CUTE BUNNY KISS!

Huddle. Bunny secret fuzzy football!

Bunny in the palm of my hand.

Crying on Webcam

2007-10-02T21:50:00.000-07:00

How to make a webcam girl cry? You are too ugly! God, beached whale on the bed. Please call PETA and push her back into the water. You are too ugly. She moved! Was that a 5.7 Earthquake? Why is there a whale on the bed? You are too ugly! Way at the bottom of the barrel. Man the harpoons. Get a tan, snowflake. Don't bother moving again.

Cute Hotdog Puppy

2007-09-28T22:00:00.000-07:00

I CAN HAZ HOTDOG? What, are you going to say no to this face? For those who actually care, this is a homeless puppy found in Vranje, South Serbia. The photo was originally taken by Uros Petrovic.

Cat Bread

2007-09-23T21:51:00.000-07:00

Two words: Cat Bread. Slice dice, put in yeast. Bake until it meows. Caption cats, assemble! Meow.

Light My Doob Noob!

2007-09-23T15:54:00.000-07:00

This tabby cat really knows how to treat a n00b. "Light My d00b, n00b!" OMGLOLZ. IM IN UR FRIDGE EATING UR FOODZ. I'm in ur dryer, smoochin ur knickers. I'm in ur shelves lernin Japanese. Im in ur office urnin ur salary> Im in ur serzerz makin fixin ur ramz,.im in ur couch stealin ur change.

Subway Cheese Overlap

2007-09-19T21:33:00.000-07:00

Dear Subway Inc.,

Your cheese slices are shaped like an isosceles triangle.

This is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich. What beautiful coverage!

Life is worth living.

However, you guys NEVER do this. Instead, you always arrange the cheese with unnecessary dairy overlap.

This results in soul crushing disappointment.

Please stop doing it like that.

Thank you.

Firefox Boob Cat

2007-09-17T22:02:00.000-07:00

Behold the glory of the Firefox Boob Cat. Some call the original Firefox logo impersonal. Some call the logo the greatest example of artistic iconography. Some just want to see how to replicate the logo using boobs and kittens. An admirable goal, I guess.

Here is a sketch copy of the original Firefox Logo by Stephen Desroches

The final Firefox logo can be seen below. Either way you look at it, it beats OS X's grey orb and Windows XP's big blue 'e' for Internet Explorer.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for. The official Firefox Boob Cat!

All Aboard the Failboat

2007-09-13T20:32:00.000-07:00

The failboat is an organization that has failed. It also references a group of complete idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, failboats continue to sail away on the sea of stupidity. A single man can be categorized as a failboat but only in extreme circumstances.

Invisible Buddy

2007-09-13T20:24:00.000-07:00

Aw, kitty! I will be your buddy forever and ever. Invisible body pillow!

Dat so be lyke a kitteh–
“oh hai? U ly down a minutz? Ok, I be on tops of u.”
*3 howrs pass*
Um, kitteh, u be gettin up aneetyme sune?
“no, i not be gettin up” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Strypie Kitteh iz small an unawayrz
Uv ware Fude cums frum an duzzn’t care
Kitteh jus wantz sumwun to shayr conversation
Abowt Cheezburgerz an Wurld Domminayshun :-(
A nu kompanyun iz needed in Kitteh’s lair
Might I sugjest a fuzzy liddle Teddy Bayr?

Gay Fuel Energy Drink

2007-09-10T20:38:00.000-07:00

Gay Fuel, an energy drink, is marketed by Specialty Spirits. Many first believed the beverage was a Photoshop spoof or hoax. Nope! The Gay Fuel Energy Drink is the real deal. This neon pink beverage promises to "Fire You UP!" Bartenders across the country have already cancelled their orders for rum, mint leaves, sugar came, and of course mimosas. Of course, you can always drink straight Gay Fuel, but we recommend some vodka chaser.

Oskari's First Synth

2007-09-08T22:31:00.001-07:00

Don't you miss the old days? This was Oskari Tammelin's first synth. He rented out an entire office complex in Sweden to test each possible setting, each unique waveform. Several years later, he gave birth to Jeskola Buzz.

Jeskola Buzz effectively ports this monster synthesizer into a software-based package, based on modular generators and effects. Physical Modeling Instruments, Traditional Synthesizers, Drum Machine, Delays, Mixers, and more! Free!

Antimated ASCII Female Dancer

2007-09-06T19:56:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the wild world of ASCII art. ASCII art refers to an image comprised of characters. While emoticons quality, large paintings and animated images are by far the most impressive works of ASCII art.

Thanks to the Internet, you can now generate your own ascii art from digital photos.