Creative Studios - PICTURES

Hangman Math Equation

2009-05-19T19:53:00.000-07:00

Poor little stick figure hung to death on a math equation. Death by derivative? You decide.

Evil Avian Pig Flu Evolution

2009-04-28T21:53:00.000-07:00

QUESTION: When do you get
'avian flu' and 'swine flu'
at the same time?

ANSWER: WHEN PIGS FLY

Ha, ha, ha!

Simon Cowell's Bunny Adventure

2009-04-13T21:53:00.000-07:00

Simon Cowell's Bunny Adventure - Damn!

Barco Al Fracaso

2009-01-06T20:46:00.000-08:00

All aboard the failboat. All aboard the "MEXICAN FAILBOAT" -- Or should I say, 'barco al fracaso' en Tijuana?

Lil Girl Pyro

2008-10-25T19:45:00.000-07:00

Little girl pyromaniac goes to church every day. Little girl pyromaniac is watching you. She says, 'I am the Resurrection and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: AND whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believeth thou this?'

Racist Ninja Cats

2008-10-25T19:35:00.000-07:00

Racism is not tolerated at http://www.creativestudios.com.

"What do you say if you see your VCR floating in the middle of the night?"
"What?"
"You say: 'Put it down, NIGGA!'"
"Wow, that's racist!"

Yes. It is. And racism is bad, mmkay?

Eliminate The Juice

2008-10-24T18:25:00.000-07:00

Little kid or baby Hitler says, "I HAVE ELIMINATED ALL THE JUICE"...

Planned Parenthood

2007-11-21T21:19:00.000-08:00

Where can you find planned parenthood? In the read, of course.

Cat Eated Cookie

2007-11-19T20:59:00.001-08:00

I made you a cookie...

...but I eated it:

Come Outside Chris

2007-11-15T22:20:00.000-08:00

Chris: It's the most perfect day EVER!
The Sun: Come outside, Chris!
Chris: NO!
* Window Slams Shut *
* At Computer * "Takatakataka taka taka taka"

Creepy Dance Party

2007-11-14T20:33:00.001-08:00

Get ready for dancing! It's time for an all out dance party with Mr. Sprocket, Baby Caterpillar Creep, and Shiverator Von Vibes-a-lot. So you think you can dance? They'll be vibrating their way to the top. his is one creepy dance party you can't afford to miss. Dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance, dance.

Asian Bottled Water

2007-11-11T21:51:00.003-08:00

Bottled Water! Now available in a can...

You Got Male!

2007-10-22T19:54:00.000-07:00

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

"You got Male!"

OMG Knock First!

2007-10-19T20:25:00.001-07:00

Don't walk in on your cat without knocking first. It's just impolite.

Photoshop Real World

2007-10-18T21:38:00.000-07:00

My Hobby:

Insisting that real-life objects are Photoshoped.

"This sabre is a 19th-century family heirloom.

"It looks Photoshopped."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, the reflections are all wrong. Definitely Photoshopped."

Evil Seal Eats Asians

2007-10-16T20:31:00.000-07:00

This evil seal eats little Asian kids for lunch!

Beware of Atheists

2007-10-10T21:38:00.000-07:00

Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

"Bah! I don't believe in anything! I'm staying home on Sunday!"

Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...

...but then why are they always so sad?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Eat Your Vegetables

2007-10-05T23:57:00.000-07:00

Were you looking for fiber laxatives? Well, if only I had eaten my vegetables...

Yum.

Cute Bunny Pictures

2007-10-04T21:28:00.000-07:00

OMG! It's cute bunny picture time. Everybody prepare for cute bunnies and rabbits. Cute, sweet, soft, pettable bunnies. Little baby ears. Sleeping and eating.

Adorable. Cute. Cuddly Bunnies. Lovable little Bunnies pictures from rabbits

BUNNY SCRATCH!

CUTE BUNNY KISS!

Huddle. Bunny secret fuzzy football!

Bunny in the palm of my hand.

Crying on Webcam

2007-10-02T21:50:00.000-07:00

How to make a webcam girl cry? You are too ugly! God, beached whale on the bed. Please call PETA and push her back into the water. You are too ugly. She moved! Was that a 5.7 Earthquake? Why is there a whale on the bed? You are too ugly! Way at the bottom of the barrel. Man the harpoons. Get a tan, snowflake. Don't bother moving again.

Cute Hotdog Puppy

2007-09-28T22:00:00.000-07:00

I CAN HAZ HOTDOG? What, are you going to say no to this face? For those who actually care, this is a homeless puppy found in Vranje, South Serbia. The photo was originally taken by Uros Petrovic.

Cat Bread

2007-09-23T21:51:00.000-07:00

Two words: Cat Bread. Slice dice, put in yeast. Bake until it meows. Caption cats, assemble! Meow.

Light My Doob Noob!

2007-09-23T15:54:00.000-07:00

This tabby cat really knows how to treat a n00b. "Light My d00b, n00b!" OMGLOLZ. IM IN UR FRIDGE EATING UR FOODZ. I'm in ur dryer, smoochin ur knickers. I'm in ur shelves lernin Japanese. Im in ur office urnin ur salary> Im in ur serzerz makin fixin ur ramz,.im in ur couch stealin ur change.

Subway Cheese Overlap

2007-09-19T21:33:00.000-07:00

Dear Subway Inc.,

Your cheese slices are shaped like an isosceles triangle.

This is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich. What beautiful coverage!

Life is worth living.

However, you guys NEVER do this. Instead, you always arrange the cheese with unnecessary dairy overlap.

This results in soul crushing disappointment.

Please stop doing it like that.

Thank you.

Firefox Boob Cat

2007-09-17T22:02:00.000-07:00

Behold the glory of the Firefox Boob Cat. Some call the original Firefox logo impersonal. Some call the logo the greatest example of artistic iconography. Some just want to see how to replicate the logo using boobs and kittens. An admirable goal, I guess.

Here is a sketch copy of the original Firefox Logo by Stephen Desroches

The final Firefox logo can be seen below. Either way you look at it, it beats OS X's grey orb and Windows XP's big blue 'e' for Internet Explorer.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for. The official Firefox Boob Cat!