Aw, kitty! I will be your buddy forever and ever. Invisible body pillow!

Dat so be lyke a kitteh–
“oh hai? U ly down a minutz? Ok, I be on tops of u.”
*3 howrs pass*
Um, kitteh, u be gettin up aneetyme sune?
“no, i not be gettin up” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Strypie Kitteh iz small an unawayrz
Uv ware Fude cums frum an duzzn’t care
Kitteh jus wantz sumwun to shayr conversation
Abowt Cheezburgerz an Wurld Domminayshun :-(
A nu kompanyun iz needed in Kitteh’s lair
Might I sugjest a fuzzy liddle Teddy Bayr?