Creative Studios - MOVIES

Talking Cats

2007-11-20T22:36:00.000-08:00

This video makes my cat freak. What are they saying? Kill all humans? Even cats are communicating better and faster than humans.

"Mind if I lick you?"
"No, go right ahead."

Super Bingo

2007-11-19T20:24:00.000-08:00

Ready for the old folks home? Just about to put grandfather in a rest home? Not sure if you'll be able to take care of your elderly family members? Never fear...

Have them play super bingo! Burngo bingo! Breakfast bingo. High stakes bingo. Popcorn balls for the winners, euthanasia for the losers. In house Shaman quartet? We got it. Live bears days, too. The fun never ends. Super bingo! You'll be able to afford lobster and steak mittens. Military hour bingo is a rush. Meowhour? If I could fly to ends of the earth, Muhammad and the Bee would be my favorite ABC show.

Get deer shanked!

Dad Catches Daughter

2007-11-16T20:11:00.000-08:00

A white shirt, a red mini skirt, and bumping trip-hop techno make for one steamy scene. Daddy's daughter dances for all the boys until guess who walks in on her strip tease? Yup. Good old DAD! Dad catches tube teen dancing on webcam. Boy does he go bezerk.

Grilled Pigeon Skewers

2007-11-16T19:49:00.000-08:00

A low-flying pigeon is instantaneously killed buy a knife juggling man preparing some BBQ. The skewered pigeon squab becomes instantaneously squab wings of death.

Wings of Death! Pigeon gets killed by juggler jugglers BBQ Squab wings of death

Verizon Wireless Math

2007-11-14T20:53:00.000-08:00

This guy tests how well Verizon Wireless customer service representatives quote their service charges. He calls the company 56 times and asks two separate yet simple questions. Of all fifty six calls to customer service reps, only one person gave him the correct answer to both questions. One thing we know for sure, that person is underpaid and overqualified. Fifty-two percent of all CSRs answered both of his questions incorrectly but still offered him a two year contract? He got 22 completely different responses many citing a lower rate by over 100%.

Leet Haxor Interview

2007-11-14T20:39:00.000-08:00

Hacker? This girl looks the part. "I consider a hacker to be someone who has great passion on a subject. I'm not exactly a leet haxor, but I do consider myself a hacker." -- "Right, right" the announcer chimes in, knowingly.

Cowbell Hero

2007-11-14T19:57:00.000-08:00

Get ready for the next revolution in gaming with Cowbell Hero, which we admit is a knock-off of Guitar Hero, but hey, you can't get any cooler than virtual cowbell.

Yoshi Versus Segway

2007-11-12T22:00:00.000-08:00

Jealous of your co-worker's new Segway? Show him up with a brand new, customer-ordered Yoshi. You select the colors and Nintendo ships an egg straight to your doorstep. Just don't fall off!

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Internet is for Porn

2007-10-23T22:11:00.000-07:00

The internet is for porn, so grab your dick and double click.

Vilayanur Ramachandran

2007-10-23T21:37:00.000-07:00

In a wide-ranging talk, Vilayanur Ramachandran explores how brain damage can reveal the connection between the internal structures of the brain and the corresponding functions of the mind. He talks about phantom limb pain, synesthesia (when people hear color or smell sounds), and the Capgras delusion, when brain-damaged people believe their closest friends and family have been replaced with imposters.

Boten Anna English

2007-10-18T21:19:00.000-07:00

Fans of IRC are going to love this. Lyrics below.

Basshunter_Boten_Anna_English

I know a bot. Her name is Anna. Anna is her name. She can ban you. Ban you so hard. She cleans up our channel. I want to tell you. That I know a bot. She watches everyone in our channel. And see that there is no trouble in here. And it can in no way be taken over. And remember, I know a bot. A bot that nobody can hit. And she can kick you when she wants. And she kicks all the spammers. Ya, nobody can hit our bot.

Ready for takeoff! A day has come. I couldn't believe it. The channel was strange. I could never have thought to be so wrong. When Anna said to me "I'm no bot." I am really a nice girl. You have been very strange for me. I have nothing to tell. In my eyes you are still a bot.

Still Alive - Jonathan Coulton

2007-10-18T21:15:00.000-07:00

Still Alive - Jonathan Coulton

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

Quick Lobotomy

2007-10-16T20:12:00.000-07:00

Quick Lobotomy - I'm having a real hard time adjusting and I was wondering if you could just cut a part of my brain out and feed it to me?

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I think your promotion of lobotomy is S'. I've meet people who have had a lobotomy and you don't know what F' you're talking about.

I was wondering if I could make an appointment. I just feel like crazy lately and I think I could use a brain scrape.

I came home the other night and I caught my mom with menudo. It's really disturbing. I don't think I can function as a stand up guy in society anymore so I need someone to F' w/ my gray matter.

Throw Jew Down Well

2007-10-16T20:05:00.001-07:00

In my country there is problem. And this problem is transport. So, throw transport down the well, so my country can be free. Then we have a big party. In my country there is problem. And that problem is the Jew. They take everybody's money and they never give it back. Throw the Jew down the well so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns and then we have a big party. If you see the Jew coming, you must be careful of his teeth. You must grab him by his money and I'll tell you what to do: Throw the Jew Down the Well, so my country can be free (SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE!) You must grab him by his horns; then we have big party. Throw the Jew Down the well.

Jackie Chans o' Subway

2007-10-16T19:52:00.002-07:00

Two guys with great balance do tricks on a speeding subway car.

Drugged Richard Pryor

2007-10-06T00:04:00.000-07:00

Americans can kill thyself in a war. You can go to Iran and kill yourself in a war. The jews did better. And I know the white folks is mad about that. We should have hired the Israelis. This is Richard Pryor everybody. Well, you're a nice person. You really care. Well, this is the greatest comedian since Charlie Chapman.

I looked up to the Bank of America. I ain't no good. I ain't try to be no good but I making some money. My grandmother ain't never making that money but better human than you is. Right?

Duck Tales Tantrum

2007-10-01T19:42:00.000-07:00

Uncle Scrooge goes bonkers, yelling "A Sea Monsters Ate My Icecream" several hundred times, jumps up into the air... does a three-sixty twirl... and bounces up and down on his head, cursing the day that ice-creaming eating octopus or sea monaster ate half his fortune in sunken ice cream.

Everything Is Relative

2007-10-01T19:35:00.000-07:00

Coming from the milkyway, my galactic crew. The energy is you. Einstein. Check the time, time. All of it. Einstein. Love is blind. Everything is relative. Love is blind. One is clever. Welcome to my laboratorium. Einstein. Check, check the time, time. Love is blind, mine! Everything is relative. What did you say? What did you say? Golly me. Better call captain spock.

Japanese Toilet Training

2007-09-28T22:36:00.000-07:00

Boy, those Japanese sure have an interesting way to potty train! The part where the freed brown blob giggles coyly as it splashes about in the toilet bowl is quite the contender. "Manage to go to the toilet -- pants man! Oh! My tummy feels strange. Sit on me! My bottom feels strange. Okay! I'm Mr. Toilet. You did it. Yay! Wipe your bottom. Bye, bye! Nice and clean. You're pants man! Pants feel comfortable. Yay! You can become a pants man, too!"

Funny Indian Subtitles

2007-09-28T21:35:00.000-07:00

Who put the goat in there, the yellow goat I ate? A jet pack... operation... send him the crazy Hindu, all baked and cooked alive. I put papaya there. You love me inside there. Have you been high today? I love you inside me!

Smart Religious People?

2007-09-27T20:57:00.000-07:00

Are Religious People Smarter? Does religion make you smarter? believers tell non-believers that we are blinded to the truth, implying we are just to thick or dense to see what they see so clearly. Wise up and dump your religious superstitions.

Impatient Kitten

2007-09-23T21:36:00.000-07:00

This impatient kitten wants food. No, it's not going to wait for you to fork that rotten-smelling, canned cat crap into an old lead-poisoned plaster bowl. No, this cat is hungry. This kitten is going to fight you to the death. Liberty! Freedom!

Impatient Kitty Wants Food

Dudes Air Humping

2007-09-18T20:39:00.000-07:00

Air humping is the act of pretending a lady exists for your every need, consisting of an exaggerated humping motion often coupled with hip-hop music, imbecilic delusions of grandeur, and hard drunken nights in the ghetto. Air humping is generally used in the ritualistic simulation of adolescent love, especially illicit love, promiscuity, and so on. Although it is acceptable to air hump to acoustic songs, it is an act traditionally left to drastically over produced hip hop. Drug addiction is often found in conjunction with air humping...

Demonstration of Air Humping

Funniest Fight

2007-09-16T22:18:00.000-07:00

That has got to be the world's funniest fight ever caught on video. As one viewer put it, "I never get tired of watching that tough-talking little b%*$ go down."

Was that laughter or fear? Someone else pointed out that the gangster appears to show-off before the fight by tightening up his shoe laces.

A trained fighter versus an untrained whiner. Guess who wins?

Minesweeper Movie

2007-09-12T21:24:00.000-07:00

On the battlefield, there is only one question: "Why are these mines even here?!"

"WHY ARE YOU HERE SOLDIER?"
"I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!"

A soldiers job is to clear all the mines. They uncover one piece of land at a time by digging with their shovels. If the land is vacant, they are awarded with insight, otherwise they are blown to bits. Minesweeper. The Movie.