This video makes my cat freak. What are they saying? Kill all humans? Even cats are communicating better and faster than humans.

"Mind if I lick you?"
"No, go right ahead."

Ready for the old folks home? Just about to put grandfather in a rest home? Not sure if you'll be able to take care of your elderly family members? Never fear...

Have them play super bingo! Burngo bingo! Breakfast bingo. High stakes bingo. Popcorn balls for the winners, euthanasia for the losers. In house Shaman quartet? We got it. Live bears days, too. The fun never ends. Super bingo! You'll be able to afford lobster and steak mittens. Military hour bingo is a rush. Meowhour? If I could fly to ends of the earth, Muhammad and the Bee would be my favorite ABC show.



Get deer shanked!

A white shirt, a red mini skirt, and bumping trip-hop techno make for one steamy scene. Daddy's daughter dances for all the boys until guess who walks in on her strip tease? Yup. Good old DAD! Dad catches tube teen dancing on webcam. Boy does he go bezerk.

A low-flying pigeon is instantaneously killed buy a knife juggling man preparing some BBQ. The skewered pigeon squab becomes instantaneously squab wings of death.



Wings of Death! Pigeon gets killed by juggler jugglers BBQ Squab wings of death

This guy tests how well Verizon Wireless customer service representatives quote their service charges. He calls the company 56 times and asks two separate yet simple questions. Of all fifty six calls to customer service reps, only one person gave him the correct answer to both questions. One thing we know for sure, that person is underpaid and overqualified. Fifty-two percent of all CSRs answered both of his questions incorrectly but still offered him a two year contract? He got 22 completely different responses many citing a lower rate by over 100%.

Hacker? This girl looks the part. "I consider a hacker to be someone who has great passion on a subject. I'm not exactly a leet haxor, but I do consider myself a hacker." -- "Right, right" the announcer chimes in, knowingly.

Get ready for the next revolution in gaming with Cowbell Hero, which we admit is a knock-off of Guitar Hero, but hey, you can't get any cooler than virtual cowbell.

Jealous of your co-worker's new Segway? Show him up with a brand new, customer-ordered Yoshi. You select the colors and Nintendo ships an egg straight to your doorstep. Just don't fall off!



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The internet is for porn, so grab your dick and double click.

In a wide-ranging talk, Vilayanur Ramachandran explores how brain damage can reveal the connection between the internal structures of the brain and the corresponding functions of the mind. He talks about phantom limb pain, synesthesia (when people hear color or smell sounds), and the Capgras delusion, when brain-damaged people believe their closest friends and family have been replaced with imposters.