Ready for the old folks home? Just about to put grandfather in a rest home? Not sure if you'll be able to take care of your elderly family members? Never fear...

Have them play super bingo! Burngo bingo! Breakfast bingo. High stakes bingo. Popcorn balls for the winners, euthanasia for the losers. In house Shaman quartet? We got it. Live bears days, too. The fun never ends. Super bingo! You'll be able to afford lobster and steak mittens. Military hour bingo is a rush. Meowhour? If I could fly to ends of the earth, Muhammad and the Bee would be my favorite ABC show.



Get deer shanked!