Air humping is the act of pretending a lady exists for your every need, consisting of an exaggerated humping motion often coupled with hip-hop music, imbecilic delusions of grandeur, and hard drunken nights in the ghetto. Air humping is generally used in the ritualistic simulation of adolescent love, especially illicit love, promiscuity, and so on. Although it is acceptable to air hump to acoustic songs, it is an act traditionally left to drastically over produced hip hop. Drug addiction is often found in conjunction with air humping...

Demonstration of Air Humping