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Cybering Gone Wrong

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm,
okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land
O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke
a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa
John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa
John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is
Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and
then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone...
and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook,
and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the
shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee
table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as
a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm
me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box
and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan
in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously
soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through
the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can
you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the
lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn
to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all
over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

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Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the
Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest
sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes
into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts
DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments
and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

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Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready
for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding
territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
loodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge
your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus
about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol
of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine
remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on
my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP
and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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sweet17: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't f**king laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This s**t is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a f**king break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: F**k you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
weet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.

loodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*

weet17: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!

weet17: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.

loodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

weet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture

loodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.

weet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you

Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!
weet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

weet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

sweet17: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.

loodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No

loodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.

loodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

loodninja: Well I'm not like most men.

loodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.

weet17: I'm afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?

weet17: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see

weet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna
at me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

sweet17: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?

sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

loodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.

weet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure

loodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against
them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.

weet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every
troke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out
f my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

loodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid

loodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!

weet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?

loodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.

weet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!

loodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?

loodninja: Say it!

loodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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ellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work
ut every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do
ou look like?

ellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses
nd I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also
earing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it
mells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and
andles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling.
My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling
ulge.

ellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off
lowly.

weetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my
arm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally
ips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

ellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts
re rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

ellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's
tuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the
lasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are
rect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
he clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all
er me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
reasts. They're neat!

weetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your
ar.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with
pit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

weetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

ellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop
t with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold!
eeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going
ll over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.

weetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

weetheart: Can I help?

ellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling
hrough the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

weetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

ellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the
abinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost.
here's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing
ach other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It
urts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place
he glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across
he room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around
or the toilet. I lift the lid.

weetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush
andle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

ellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in
our...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice.
I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another
econd! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

weetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner
all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
weetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear.
Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

ellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night
able. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture
rames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God!
ne of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing
t it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!


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I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!

exyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look
ike?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?

I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount
e
SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking
our soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
SexyKarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get f**kin pumped when anyone is near their cubs

exkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
SexyKarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off
our pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in
Honey now
SexyKarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over
y warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey
s coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you

.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
SexyKarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look
p into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with
oney, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.

exyKarla17: what the f**k?
I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.


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I.F.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?

1hOttYeVe: oh yea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you

I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid?
r that gator s**t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool
t the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the f**k are you talking about?
ou wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then
ou say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and
hest

.F.: I pop like 16 boners

hOttYeVe: what the f**k!
I.F.: what?

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artner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?

-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit.
ou know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?

-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".

-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.

artner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.

artner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
artner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.

-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh s**t, I meant, your schlong! your
schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to
yber me, I only f**k women...
-Dogg: S**it just don't shoot me man, I wasn't
erious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!

artner6: You dips**t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...

-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

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-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.

artner8: Who the f**k are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: F**k me, F**k me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last
orever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?

J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the
op of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?

-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of
hemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you think it must
taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak
t you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.


Te salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.


rtner8: that was never a haiku.

-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my
ight you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"

-Dogg: So you ready to f**k then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear,
nd your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.


------------------------

Jdogg: Hey

QT-Pie: Hey
Jdogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?

dogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean?

dogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.

dogg: Garter belt?

QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from
ere.

T-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the
oom. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little
lay.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.

Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.


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Galactic Gargle Blaster

To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:

Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.

Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.

Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.

Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradua Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.

Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life.

Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk.

Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.
If this many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are too many for the number of people you think you are, mix together the following amounts of ingredients as described above for a single serving.


1 oz. EverClear
4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5 oz. Rum
1 worm from bottle of Mezcla
2 oz. Gatorade

This makes one approximately 18 ounce Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The reason this drink seems so large is that Zaphod Beeblebrox has two heads, so when he created it, it came out to 9 ounces per head, so both were happy.

Before drinking, eat one olive to create a sweetness in it which is not there.

Drink very, very extremely carefully at your own risk, and remember where your towel is (if you can).


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Wife Arrested Murdering Avatar

Divorce Wars: Woman Kills Hubby's Avatar
(c) MMVIII, The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.

(AP) A 43-year-old Japanese piano teacher's sudden divorce from her online husband in a virtual game world made her so angry that she logged on and killed his digital persona, police said Thursday.

The woman, who has been jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo City said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations.

The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said.

She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000.

As in "Second Life" in the U.S., players in "Maple Story" raise and manipulate digital images called "avatars" that represent themselves, while engaging in relationships, social activities and fighting against monsters and other obstacles.

The woman used login information she got from the 33-year-old office worker when their characters were happily married, and killed the character. The man complained to police when he discovered that his beloved online avatar was dead.

The woman was arrested Wednesday and was taken across the country, traveling 620 miles from her home in southern Miyazaki to be detained in Sappporo, where the man lives, the official said.

The police official said he did not know if she was married in the real world.

In recent years, virtual lives have had consequences in the real world. In August, a woman was charged in Delaware with plotting the real-life abduction of a boyfriend she met through "Second Life."

In Tokyo, police arrested a 16-year-old boy on charges of swindling virtual currency worth $360,000 in an interactive role playing game by manipulating another player's portfolio using a stolen ID and password.

Virtual games are popular in Japan, and "Second Life" has drawn a fair number of Japanese participants. They rank third by nationality among users, after Americans and Brazilians.


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Poison the Homeless

4 men poisoned in Thompson, Man., an isolated incident: RCMP
(c) CBC News

The case of four homeless men in Thompson, Man., who were hospitalized after drinking an unknown liquid is not a sign that the city's homeless population is being intentionally targeted, RCMP said Friday.

Each man became ill after drinking an unidentified substance in a liquor bottle earlier this week. The bottle of clear fluid was found in a hotel room by one of the men, who then shared it with a group of friends.

Three of the men were taken to hospital immediately, while a fourth was later tracked down and given medical attention. All of the men who were treated in hospital have since been released.

"This little clear Alberta Springs vodka bottle was basically empty by the time I got to it, but I smelled it and it definitely smelled like paint thinner," said Davina Maier, spokeswoman for the city's homeless shelter.

"They had definitely ingested a solvent and not alcohol. I witnessed one having chest pains and the other having trouble breathing."

Maier said three bottles containing a similar liquid have been found in the northern Manitoba city, leading her to conclude that someone is targeting the city's homeless population.

"These bottles are being, like, placed around the downtown area," she said.

Police said that reports of bottles of solvents being left lying around for homeless people, however, are just rumours and that this was an isolated incident.

They say there is no reason to believe anybody is targeting homeless people in that community.

Nonetheless, officials have posted signs warning people about the danger. RCMP said they are investigating.

Excessive drinking is a widely acknowledged issue in the city of 13,000, located about 650 kilometres north of Winnipeg.

Earlier this year, the Manitoba Liquor Control Commission introduced restrictions on the amount of liquor customers can buy in Thompson in an attempt to control excessive drinking and bootlegging.

The problem is so bad, the Thompson Chamber of Commerce has in the past organized annual spring sherry-bottle collection drives to deal with the mess left behind by drinkers. In a typical drive, citizens picked up and returned 16,000 bottles for the five-cent-per-bottle refund.


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Small Genitals Defense

Flasher's 'inadequacy' plea fails. A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.

The jury was then told he was earlier found guilty of five sexual assaults.

'Smaller than average'

Carney, of Fleetham Grove, will be sentenced for the flashing and sex assaults next year.

During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that.

"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims.

Jail 'likely'

But the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.

The court heard that on most occasions, he exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.

But he was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home.

The court also heard he had already been convicted of sexually assaulting five females in his local area while out jogging.

Judge Brian Forster told Carney he was likely to receive a jail sentence, before granting the quality inspector for a plastics firm bail.

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Swallowing Foil

Well, I was eating a cake my Mom saved for me. It was wrapped in aluminum foil. Somehow I managed to swallow a small piece of foil along with the cake. The piece was a bit smaller than a dime. Is this something I should be concerned about? Like call a doctor? Even if I did, what would they do?

You're going to die. Aluminium foil, when it makes contact with your stomach acids starts a chemical reaction, which creates a gas which expands, pressing your stomach until it explodes. You should be at the hospital now. I think it's too late.

Damn dude, are you serious?

Drink a few bottles of ipecac.

Fuck, I didn't know it was that serious. I'm going to go call a doctor up right now.

I'd rush cause seriously your urine will TURN aluminum colored.

Do you think a free clinic would see me as an emergency? I don't have any money right now. And I would drink some Ipecac but I don't have any right now. What would the doctors do to remove the foil?

Yeah it's an emergency. You need to get down there as quick as possible. The doctors would probably pump your stomach. It has to be surgically removed because it combines with the lining of your stomach. The only way to get it out is by cutting open your stomach and removing it with a scalpel. If it's in your intestines already, surgery is typically fatal.

Fuck, I'm really freaked out now. I'm seriously panicking. I didn't know such a small piece would cause so much trouble. God damnit. Fuck, I don't want to die. I have a fear of vomiting (I haven't done it in 10 years) but I just looked up stomach pumping and that is like forced vomiting. I'm going to call a few places right now and hopefully it hasn't fucked me up yet. Well I ate it an hour ago so I'm guessing it's already in my intestines. Fuck! This is some scary shit. I'm going to have my Dad take me up there in a hour when he wakes up for work. I'm going to go in as an emergency though I haven't called yet. I hope it's not already in my intestines so they can pump it out. If it is already in there then I'll have to get surgery, fuck. Never in my life would I have known swallowing a small piece of foil could really screw me over like this. It's ironic how shit happens. I've taken so many beatings and been through so much shit and now a fucking piece of foil screws me over.

Well if you survive this, you can always try to sue to foil companies for not putting "do not ingest" warnings on the boxes.

I'm going to the doctor in an hour so I will let you guys know how it went. Thankfully I have a hospital like five minutes away from here. I'm just going to let them do whatever they need to do to get it out and hopefully I won't be screwed but if I am, I'll just have to deal with it as they come. I mean, it's ironic that when my life finally starts going good I eat a fucking piece of foil and it all goes to hell. Fuck life.

Be strong man, it'll be okay.


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200 Orgasms Daily

By Matthew Acton

PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.

The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.

She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.

Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.
Stunned

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.

"It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.

"Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax.

"In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200."

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. "Often, I'll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace," she said.

Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems.

"If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea," she said, adding, "Sometimes I'd like to just have a normal life."

All together now, aaaahhhhh!

We must fight for climax change
By Dr Hilary Jones

WOMEN who suffer PSAS constantly feel on the brink of the powerful and rhythmic muscular contractions that orgasms cause.

This condition is so rare that some experts have mocked it.

No scientific explanation has ever been provided, but it may be that some inflammation or infection in the pelvic area is stimulating clitoral nerves.

Some psychiatrists believe PSAS is simply a psychological symptom of some emotional crisis—it's like a broken heart expressing itself as genital sensitivity.

Either way, a woman with PSAS can be in mental and physical pain and really needs sympathetic medical help.

The more women like Sarah speak out, the more the medical profession will realise this is something they need to treat with sympathy and understanding.

Internet Exclusive Interview
By Matthew Acton

SARAH Carmen, 24, says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have orgasm at any time of day.

She explained: "Anything can set me off. Even the hairdryers cause funny pulsations through my body.

"As a skin care specialist I have to use tools which vibrate a lot of the time for micro-dermabrasion and they sometimes set me off.

"I find if I'm nervous I'm less likely to get over-excited. So sometimes I try to psyche myself up and worry to control my orgasms.

"Some of my regular customers know my problem. But with new clients it's hard to explain.

"I have been in the middle of a treatment and it's happened and I've had to carry on.

"I was doing a bikini wax and you have to really concentrate and keep your hands very still, and mine go a bit wobbly when I orgasm.

"I had to pretend I had cramp in my foot and just stood there wriggling around on the spot and stifling my moans until it was over."

Sarah's friends think she is the luckiest girl ever, although her family think her behaviour is sometimes slightly odd.

She said: "The best way to describe how I am when I am with my family and I have one of my 'moments' is that I behave like Sheila from Shameless.

"I just get a bid giddy and yelp out and try to control myself. I've never sat down and explained it to my mum and dad, it's just too weird.

"They just think I get a bit hyperactive round them.

"My friends think it's great. I have more orgasms in one day than most of them will probably have in a year.

"They say to me that they feel lucky if their boyfriend makes them have one orgasm-some days I have one every ten minutes."

It has proved to be a problem for Sarah in some relationships.

She said: "I dated one guy who was very selfish and he was that way in the bedroom too. He'd just lie back and expect me to please him.

"He just figured that because I could climax without him even having to touch me, he didn't need to do anything to please me.

"I just thought that was rude and inconsiderate. It didn't last very long with him."

She has also had embarrassing moments in public. Going to noisy bars and clubs is out of the question as the vibrations send her wild.

"We have to find nice quiet bars," she explained. "I have more orgasms if I have a drink as it relaxes me so I tend to drink very little now.

"It can be a bit embarrassing if I'm tipsy and guys who don't know me talk to me, because I find it harder to hide.

"The most embarrassing thing that has happened was when I answered a market research questionnaire and had an orgasm in front of the researcher.

"She knew what was happening and looked at me like I was a weirdo. I tried to explain that I couldn't help it, but I was blushing so much I had to walk away."

Sarah has even been to a Sex Addicts' Anonymous meeting in despair over her sex drive.

She said: "At first when the problem started I just wanted to have sex all the time, I thought I was a sex addict.

"But when I looked around the room and heard the stories other people told, about how desperate they were for sex, I realised I wasn't like them.

"With me, it was a means of releasing my orgasm, but now I know I don't have to have sex to do that."

Sarah has looked into the condition and believes it may have been triggered by her taking anti-depressants.

She said: "I've found studies that say that taking anti-depressants and then stopping has an effect on the sexual organs. That is the only thing that explains what happens to me.

"But I've heard of other girls who have the same problem and it just appears out of the blue. I've spoken to my doctor about it but she wasn't a great deal of help but that's mainly because there's very little known about it and no one yet knows how to cure it."

Thanks to her understanding friends and colleagues, Sarah feels like she can now live with PSAS.

She said: "I'm lucky because people around me are very kind and appreciate that sometimes this is a problem for me and it can be embarrassing.

"I need to concentrate on something sad or worrying when I talk to people and I don't want to get carried away."

During our 40-minute interview, Sarah told us she had five orgasms.

Years of dealing with the problem means that sometimes she can hide it quite well.

Her voice goes high pitched and she will lose her train of thought and have to stop talking completely for a few seconds. She says disguises this by coughing when she is in awkward situations.

"But it's also nice to have so much excitement every day! It's strange because it came from nowhere and I guess it could go away just as quickly, so I'm making the most of it while it lasts!"

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TV Links Shut Down Owner Arrested

The most popular video streaming, tv-links.co.uk, has been shut down by UK authorities. The owner was arrested. Of course, you can still access the Google Cache of tv-links.co.uk the site:

Here are some alternatives for you:
(Replacement Sites for tv-links.co.uk:)


  • http://alluc.org
  • http://alloftv.net/
  • http://quicksilverscreen.com/
  • http://joox.net/
  • http://nabolister.com/
  • http://www.vid2c.com/
  • http://videohybrid.com
  • http://www.eztvefnet.org/
  • http://www.familyguyx.net
  • http://www.southparkzone.com
  • http://tvunderground.org.ru/
  • http://www.freetvsearch.com
  • http://www.craftytv.com
  • http://www.tvlinkvault.com
  • http://www.freetvsearch.com/
  • http://www.surfthechannel.com/
  • http://www.ssupload.com/
  • http://www.videolemon.com
  • http://movies.nabolister.com
  • http://flickpeek.com
  • http://www.findtvlinks.com/
  • http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/90965/Watch_Any
  • http://www.joost.com/
  • http://www.ovguide.com/
  • http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/simpsons.php
  • http://www15.alluc.org/alluc/
  • http://www.live-online-tv.com/
  • http://www.findago.com/series/
  • http://online-television.tv/
  • http://www.craftytv.com/
  • http://beeline.tv/
  • http://www.movies-on-demand.tv/
  • http://www.peekvid.com/
  • http://aknof.blogspot.com/2007/01/free-goodies-for
  • http://quicksilverscreen.com/
  • http://Alloftv.net
  • http://joox.net
  • http://quicksilverscreen.com/ipb/
  • http://www.videolemon.com
  • http://movies.nabolister.com
  • http://flickpeek.com
  • http://showstash.com
  • http://teevee4me.com
  • http://wheeya.com
  • http://emuduel.com
  • http://www.findago.com/series/


It's a sad day for streaming video fans everywhere as news has been reported that TVLinks has been shut down and the owner, a 26yo man from Chelteham in the UK, was arrested.

Though not hosting an actual content himself, and rather merely providing links to where particular titles can be found, he was nonetheless apparently charged for the "facilitation" of copyright infringement.

"Sites such as TV Links contribute to and profit from copyright infringement by identifying, posting, organizing, and indexing links to infringing content found on the internet that users can then view on demand by visiting these illegal sites," said a spokesman for Federation Against Copyright Theft (FACT) today.

What makes the charges so odd is that he was again, only providing LINKS to pirated content, and not actually hosting any such material. Can linking really be considered "facilitation?" If I link to TVLinks am I then a co-conspirator?

FACT goes on to revisit the same old diatribe about how piracy is stealing food from form the tables of people who work in the film industry, but with guys like Brad Pitt reportedly getting $20million bucks to make trash like "Babel" who's really robbing who? Couldn't Pitt be paid a little less, say $15 million, and leave that other 5 for the "starving" film crew? I guess not

"The theft and distribution of films harms the livelihoods of those working in the UK film industry and in ancillary industries, as well as damaging the economy," said FACT's director general Kieron Sharp.

What's even more surprising is that the move was part of an overall strategy to crack down on piracy, though all it does is target a middleman who tells you where to go. More importantly, will its demise really compel people to find content legally or to suddenly run down to their local cinema? I think not, and all it means, as is usually the case with piracy, is that people will just go elsewhere.

Either way R.I.P. TVLinks, it was nice while it lasted. Maybe once again we have a case where Sweden's the only answer.

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Time Waster





Steve's Handy-Dandy Time Waster! Simply type non-funky characters into the dynamic form field to have them displayed on the status module of a LaserJet 5. He used a neat little Perl script and wrote a simple PHP page that runs the Perl script, passing whatever's in the text box to a networked HP LaserJet 5. The webcam is an Ezonics EZ-Cam circa 1998, captured using a small webcam daemon for Linux.


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Cockfighting Bust

Cockfighting Bust Nets 5,000 Chickens
By Associated Press

SAN DIEGO - Authorities made what they called the largest cockfighting bust in U.S. history with the seizure of more than 5,000 roosters, hens and chicks from two training grounds, officials said.

Agents found 4,400 chickens Saturday at a 7-acre compound in the Otay Mesa industrial area of San Diego. More than 2,500 birds were seized at the same place six years ago in what was believed to be the nation's largest bust.

Hundreds more chickens were found this time at a second training ground nearby, officials said.

Other stings have resulted in more arrests but none have produced more birds, said John Goodwin, manager of animal fighting issues at The Humane Society of the United States, which deployed its own staff on the raid along with local and federal law enforcement agents.

"In terms of the number of animals seized, this is the biggest, hands down," he said Monday.

Fifty people were issued misdemeanor citations, punishable by up to one year in jail and a $5,000 fine, and ordered to answer to cockfighting charges in early December, said Paul Levikow, a spokesman for the San Diego County District Attorney's office. If the defendants have a history of animal cruelty, they may be charged with felonies.

Another 50 people are still being sought, authorities said.

About 80 percent of the birds seized have been euthanized, Levikow said.

The cockfighting operation was managed and patronized largely by Filipinos, and fights were staged in the San Diego area, Levikow said. Many birds were sent to the Philippines or Hawaii.

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