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Childhood Rumors

Childhood Rumors

• If you find an Indian shooting a star on your Tootsie Roll Pop wrapper, you win a million dollars
• If you get seagulls to eat alka seltzer they will explode
• Mountain Dew reduces sperm count and shrinks penis size
• Sitting to close to the TV will cause blindness
• Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could suck his own penis
• The guy from “Blues Clues” died of a drug overdose
• Mr Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam
• Lauryn Hill didn’t want white people listening to her music
• Gene Simmons or Rod Stewart had their stomach pumped because they ingested too much semen
• If you jump on to that impossible ledge, Lara Croft gets naked.
• Ozzy threw puppies to his audience at a concert and refused to play until their dead bodies were thrown back onto the stage.
• The “New Kids On The Block” were actually satan worshipers luring young girls away from Christianity.
• Bubble Yum was made with spider eggs.
• Looking directly at a microwave causes blindness.
• Ocean water is salty from all the whale urine.
• Pop Rocks and Coke will make your head (or stomach) explode.
• If you swallow a watermelon seed, you’ll give birth to a watermelon.
• Richard Gere had a gerbil surgically removed from his rear-end.
• Sesame Street was going to announce that either Bert or Ernie had AIDS
• Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh cards are printed with addictive ink
• Coca-Cola still has cocaine in it.
• If you get a wart, it grows roots in your skin and eventually strangles your brain and kills you.
• Nerds Candy have broken glass in them.
• Wearing a ball cap backwards will get you shot by gangs.
• They put poison on the ice in supermarket displays.