If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

I belieeeeeeve I can fl–

Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.

One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.

All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.

However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.

This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he’s not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he’s attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

And that is how most companies’ policies get established.

Courtesy of Laugh IT Out

“Just walked out of Bruno. Awful awful movie”

“I never walk out of movies. Seriously walked out of Bruno.”

“Just walked out of Bruno… Hillarious”

“BRUNO IZ NOT FUNNY!!!!!! IF U LIKE HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITIES GO N SEE IT… I WALKED OUT IT WAS TOO GAY FOR ME”

“Omg what a disgusting movie I walked out!!!!! Don’t waste you $ or time on going to see Bruno gross”

“BRUNO was almost ruined by the people who walked out with about 15 minutes left.”

“Just walked out of Bruno the movie – getting refund should be rated X ewwww”

“Just walked out of the movie Bruno. Not even half as funny as borat and shows much more dick and balls. Don’t” recomend it.”

“Walked out of Bruno 20mins into the movie…. Do not see it.”

“Went and saw Bruno last night. Only three people walked out. I sort of expected more.”

“Bruno was fantastich. The number of people who walked out of the theater made it even funnier. Yay liberals!”

“After BRUNO last night, an asian father and son duo walked out, uncomfortable and unable to look at each other, walking 3ft apart… yikes.”

“Five people walked out of Bruno, makes me wonder how anyone could possibly be that ignorant in the age of instant information”

Mother cancels kids world of warcraft account, and he freaks out…

“My mom just cancelled my brothers world of warcraft account and he is freaking out. Get out of my room. Flail around like a retard. I’m going to run away and never come back. Flail around some more. I swear, you’ll never see me again. Run into closel. Run out of closet. Flail around like a zergling. Try to shove a remote control up your butt. Nearly puke on the floor. Run back into the closet. Hit yourself with a shoe. Is this what you want? I hate my life!”

MySpace – Tale of Obsession

“MySpace a horrific tale of obsession. This video is a documentary about how people can be too obsessed with myspace, and what it can do to them. Here we venture into the mind of a warped child. What do you care about more, your family or myspace? Myspace!”

Angry German Kid’s Reaction to Disgusting Viral (cup-related) Video

Duke Nukem Harrasses Ventrilo Servers

I’ve got balls of steal. It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of gum.

Dude flips out in Bistro Coffee Shop

Dude flips out in Bistro Coffee Shop, laptop not working, program problems, mental problems, temper problems, maybe the case of super-aids and adhd crippled., laptop not working, program problems, mental problems, temper problems, maybe the case of super-aids and adhd crippled.

Bill O’Reilly freaks out on intern

“Whatever it is, it’s not on the teleprompter. I can’t read it. There are no words on the screen. To play us out? What does that mean? We’ll do it live. Do it live.”

Christian Bale Goes Crazy at Terminator Salvation

“I want you off the set. Don’t just be sorry. Think for a second. What are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I walk around and rip your lights down in the middle of the scene? Why are you walking right through in the background. What don’t you understand? You got any idea, it’s distracting having someone walking up behind me in the scene. Oh, good for you! How was it? I hope it was good. It’s useless now.”

Best Office Freakout Ever

Counterstrike Poor Loser

Mom tells kid no more World of Warcraft

“I want to finish it so badly! The computer game; you’re now grounded from it. You’ve crossed the line. I’m sick of the game. Your whole family is spending the entire game at your match tomorrow. Your mother has been trying to get this organized. And you don’t care! You have lost the computer.”

Crying Sorority Girl

She apparently wanted to make it ’snow’ so she used the fire-exstinguisher to deposit little fluffs everywhere; of course, she had no idea how to use it, and set off all the fire alarms in the middle of finals week. Good one!

Michael Cera goes Christian Bale

“You’re not down to earth enough. I’m not going to calm down. Behavioral issues are the least of my problems. Say it in English. What is the problem? I respect you people. I respect the crew. You are amateurs. If this moving is worth watching, it will be a miracle. It will be the first time in history that a movie made by amateurs was successful.”

Sister MySpace – Family video that will go down in history

“Who is Jimmy? How did you meet him? MySpace. You are absolutely grounded. I’m eighteen years old. I’m not sixteen. I’m not like young, and like stupid. That could have been a pedophile, or a murdered, or a rapist. I thought you were dead. You are grounded, honey. You are so grounded. You just lost your car for a weak. Can’t you find a guy somewhere else? You need to get some sense in your head.”

Business Man Freaks Out In Hotel Lobby

“Joyce, are you there? I lost her again. Damnit! When was this building built? Where is the plug? Look! This is where the plug goes. Right there! Still with the coffee? What is going on here guys? Where is the coffee!”

Sister Freaks Out Over Dumplings

“Who do you think you are, taking the sauce, and leaving it up here. Morgan! You ate the only thing I eat. I only eat a little bit of cold noodle. You were on the freaking phone. You always argue. Make me look like the bitch. You always get me in trouble. You will pay for this. You will never get a ride in my car. Nobody will be nice to you. ALL I DID WAS EAT YOUR DUMPLINGs.  Stop yelling at me!”

Chinese Tantrum over Shark Fin Soup

“Crazy woman throws epic tantrum when store owner runs out of shark fin soup; what’s better, she catches the person video taping the entire floor-screaming tantrum, and starts charging with evil in her eyes.

]]> http://creativestudios.com/best-emotional-freakouts/feed/ 0 http://creativestudios.com/cd-lighter-trick/ http://creativestudios.com/cd-lighter-trick/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:27:13 +0000 admin http://creativestudios.com/?p=175 CD Lighter Trick: Blow giant bubbles using a CD and a Bic Lighter.

Is this real? You bet. Is this fake? Not a chance. We’ve got the pictures to prove it.

“You’ve got to scrape off the top layer that’s on the CD. Once its transparent, hold the lighter under it until you see the bubble, that’s formed, is dropping. The quickly blow into the bubble, but not too hard.”

What does it do? Does it harden in that shape, or does the molten plastic flop to the ground and collapse? So it blows out just like it shows in the video… and then it stays in that shape but slowly floats down.

“::laugher: Oh, no! That is not funny. That is not funny at all. Oh my f*ing God, Dude. I thought I was choking to death. I thought you were joking. I’ll tell you what. You can laugh, but like. That’s just not funny. You just f’ed up the whole treadmill.”

[trakor75] I hate how asians always forget like a, an, the, etc, whatever those are called(prepositions?)
[trakor75] my malaysian friend always does that
[trakor75] I had to totally rewrite her resume
[@c|oneman] I veiry talented, have lot of sperience
[trakor75] there would be no I or of
[TrAiNsZ] i get job in supplies
[`Socrates] prepositions?
[`Socrates] ::FACEPALM::
[TrAiNsZ] SURPRIZE
[trakor75] haha
[trakor75] I have no idea
[trakor75] it’s been 15 years since I had a grammar class
[trakor75] I just know it looks right
[trakor75] not why it’s right
[Hastor] articles, not prepositions
[`Socrates] trakor75: you just suprize butts3xed this channel
[`Socrates] trakor75: go wear the dunce cone
[trakor75] articles
[`Socrates] trakor75: IN THE CORNER
[`Socrates] trakor75: It’s too late for your articles.
[trakor75] lol
[TrAiNsZ] hahah