I believe I can…
Hey, if I just spread my wings… anything is possible. Right?
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it
I belieeeeeeve I can fl– 
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Hey, if I just spread my wings… anything is possible. Right?
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.
Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, …
Looks like people walked out of Bruno. Walking out of Bruno? What did you expect to see when you bought those tickets? Here are some funny quotes from around the net:
“Just walked out of Bruno. Awful awful movie”
“I never walk out of movies. Seriously walked out of Bruno.”…
Best emotional freakouts ever caught on film.
“My mom just cancelled my brothers world of warcraft
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CD Lighter Trick: Blow giant bubbles using a CD and a Bic Lighter.
Is this real? You bet. Is this fake? Not a chance. We’ve
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This treadmill shatters, breaks into pieces, mid-run. Enjoy!
“::laugher: Oh, no! That is not funny. That is not funny at all. Oh my f*ing God, Dude. I thought I …
[trakor75] I hate how asians always forget like a, an, the, etc, whatever those are called(prepositions?)
[trakor75] my malaysian friend always does that
[trakor75] I had to totally rewrite her resume
[@c|oneman] I veiry talented, have lot of sperience
[trakor75] there would be no I or of
[TrAiNsZ] i get job in supplies
[`Socrates] prepositions?
[`Socrates] ::FACEPALM::
[TrAiNsZ]
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A puppy dog had a narrow ‘TOILET FLUSH’ with disaster after his 4-year-old master (read: idiot kid) gave him a bath in the toilet. A drainage crew located the half-dead animal in a pipe 20 yards away from the house using specialist camera gear. (Who invented that?)
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Everybody loves a good hat. In the spirit of a famous Mitch Hedberg rant, we’re paying homage to people who “got a lot of cranium accessories” covering their bald spots. Hats–Whether they’re worn for protection against the cold, for satanic rituals, for safety, or just to entertain bored internet surfers, …