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Most Embarassing Question

September 1st, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Gender, Words

Most Embarassing Question… you can ask a woman.

What do you mean, ‘is it in yet?’
Are you a girl?
Are you pregnant? (when not)
Did you just queef?
How often do you masturbate?
Is that my kid?
Did you notice chocolate pudding spots on your pants?
Are you being a bitch or is your period coming?
Where do …

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How to be a MAN

August 26th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Gender, Words

How to be a man… suave and debonair. Recommendations:

Instead of doing the dishes, use a CD spindle’s plastic cover as a cereal bowl.
Out of toilet paper? Wipe your rear with a pair of socks and toss ‘em.
Multitask: Eat sandwich and piss simultaneously.
Don’t vacume the carpet for a a year, then …

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