To be a perfect beauty, you need to take vitamin supplements and do one hundred crunches when you wake up. You need to eat nothing but organic foods and clear your intestines of nasty garbage by using laxatives.
For an example of a true, young, beauty who follows these routines to a tee… there is none better than.
BRITNEY SPEARS!
I’m no prude, but some of these advertisements that pop up on AIM Today are so tasteless that they’re hilarious.
Today, featured on the front page, is beautiful blond girl looking confused and upset. To the right, the following text reads:
“That Was One Heck of a Party”
Get help remembering all the details.
Like where your pants went.
Find the best camera to capture
your wildest shenanigans.
Well, I’m already in hysterics that the text ads totally disregard the young woman’s obvious fear and confusion resulting from her apparent fling and/or sexual abuse.
Don’t we just love modern America? They know what we like. Superiority over women or as they call it “wild shenanigans.”
Then I decided to click the ad to get my fair share of the action. And what do I see? A happy little boy hugging his smiling daddy on the couch. “Father’s Day Gift Event,” it says. “Find something unique for Dad this year.”
Well, considering the advertisement I clicked to get here, AOL is either targetting prepubescent boys with wild alcohol induced stupors or the fathers. Gee, isn’t that a wonderful picture? A father doing his naughty business in a computer chair, being tricked into clicking on a raunchy ad, and then seeing a picture of what his life might look like if he weren’t a debraved fool.