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YouTube or Cummings

October 25th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in Uncategorized

YOUTUBE COMMENT OR
E. E. CUMMINGS?

BY FRANÇOIS VINCENT

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1. loog a his lirow nose

2. there is some shit I will not eat

3. LISN bud LISN

4. this i bad sorry to saY

5. leave her alone
she’s not your gal

6. She is Lucifierian !

7. THuNdeRB

Metro Violin Concerto

October 22nd, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Something to think about….

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a …

Buy for College

October 20th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

So, you got accepted to your first-choice college and you’re ready to move into the dorm. But what should you buy for college? What should you bring with you to college to ensure maximum comfort and satisfaction? We’ve got the definitive list. And if we’ve forgotten anything, post it in …

Best Freeware For

October 20th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Best Freeware For:

Data Backup: SyncBackNetwork/Internet Usage Monitoring: NetworxAnti Virus: Avast or AviraFirewall: ComodoVideo: Media Player ClassicAudio: Foobar2000/Media MonkeyBurning Program: ImgBurn…

Fox News Equals Truth?

October 18th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Fox News = Turth, Obama = Lies!

foxnewstruthobamalies

And God wept, I believe, was the next line.

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Geek Innuendo

October 17th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in Uncategorized

Yay for technological, geeky, nerd innuendo?

I’d remotely connect to her client.
I’d forward and brute force her ports.
I’d take it slow,  start by sniffing her packets.
Would you maximize her bandwidth?
I’d upgrade her to FiOS, by golly.
I’d throttle her bandwidth.
I’d unload my seedbox all over her.
I would uncap her bandwidth.
I’d allow her …

Rare and Funny Commercials

October 14th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Big Top Cupcakes

Peter Pan Peanut Butter

Pole Position

Cartoon Network

Find Replace Self Help

October 13th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Here’s a fun game:pimphoe

Take any self-help article on the internet.
Use find/replace to switch any number of words to any other words.
Post the results in the comments below and tell us which words you’ve exchanged.

Instantly Stop HER Negativity

Replaced MAN with

Do you need a Panflute?

October 12th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

According to Wikipedia, a panflute is an ancient musical instrument based on the principle of the Closed tube, consisting usually of five or more pipes of gradually increasing length.

Here’s a picture of a panflute with an ugly dropshadow.

panflute

Of course, the big question is: Do I …

Adult Bookstore Arcade

October 12th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Originally found in Best of Craigslist, re-published here for your pleasure.

I have logged 10, count em, 10 years working for an adult bookstore and I think I am more than qualified to offer some helpful tips to make your visit to these shops just a little more enjoyable. Please excuse