How to be a man… suave and debonair. Recommendations:
Instead of doing the dishes, use a CD spindle’s plastic cover as a cereal bowl.
Out of toilet paper? Wipe your rear with a pair of socks and toss ‘em.
Multitask: Eat sandwich and piss simultaneously.
Don’t vacume the carpet for a a year, then …
Little things that make you happy
Hitting a series of freshly-switched green lights.
Acoustic jam sessions on warm summer nights.
Drum circles on the beach.
Dogs elated to see you.
Seeing the UPS/FedEx guy pull up to your door.
Start car and watch gas gauge needle rise past full.
Smile from a …
An interesting little mistake caught on tonight’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother” in Episode 6 – Bagpipes. Zoom to approximately 6:55-6:57 in the show, and you’ll see an otherwise cute actress–who, I might add, can’t act very well–begins to pick her nose in the background. Enjoy!…
YOUTUBE COMMENT OR
E. E. CUMMINGS?
BY FRANÇOIS VINCENT
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1. loog a his lirow nose
2. there is some shit I will not eat
3. LISN bud LISN
4. this i bad sorry to saY
5. leave her alone
she’s not your gal
6. She is Lucifierian !
Something to think about….
Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a …
So, you got accepted to your first-choice college and you’re ready to move into the dorm. But what should you buy for college? What should you bring with you to college to ensure maximum comfort and satisfaction? We’ve got the definitive list. And if we’ve forgotten anything, post it in …
Yay for technological, geeky, nerd innuendo?
I’d remotely connect to her client.
I’d forward and brute force her ports.
I’d take it slow, start by sniffing her packets.
Would you maximize her bandwidth?
I’d upgrade her to FiOS, by golly.
I’d throttle her bandwidth.
I’d unload my seedbox all over her.
I would uncap her bandwidth.
I’d allow her …